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It´s a book!
Burro: ¿Qué tienes ahí?
Simio: Es un libro.
B: ¿Y te desplazas hacia abajo?
S: No lo hago. Volteo la página. Es un libro.
B: ¿Puedes hacer blogs con él?
S: No. Es un libro.
B: ¿Puedes enviar un Tweet?
S: No.
B: ¿Puedes enviar mensajes de texto con él? ¿Tiene Wi-Fi? ¿Necesita contraseña?
S: No.
B: ¿Puedes hacer esto? (Ruido)
S: No... Es un libro.
S: ¿Me lo vas a devolver?
B: No. Pero lo pondré a cargar cuando termine.
S: Ahhh, no tienes que hacerlo: ¡Es un libro!
Bruce Lansky - Poetry
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My Dog Has Got No Manners
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by Bruce Lansky
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My dog has got no manners.
I think he’s very rude.
He always whines at dinnertime
while we are eating food.
I think he’s very rude.
He always whines at dinnertime
while we are eating food.
And when he’s feeling thirsty
and wants to take a drink,
he takes it from the toilet
instead of from the sink.
and wants to take a drink,
he takes it from the toilet
instead of from the sink.
He never wears a pair of pants.
He doesn’t wear a shirt.
But worse, he will not shower
to wash away the dirt.
He doesn’t wear a shirt.
But worse, he will not shower
to wash away the dirt.
He’s not polite to strangers.
He bites them on the rear.
And when I’m on the telephone,
he barks so I can’t hear.
He bites them on the rear.
And when I’m on the telephone,
he barks so I can’t hear.
When I complained to Mommy,
she said, "I thought you knew:
the reason that his manners stink—
he learns by watching you."
she said, "I thought you knew:
the reason that his manners stink—
he learns by watching you."
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